Jodi Arias--Smoking Room...The place to Unwind!!

Some of these may be repeats- I had to move some things around and the ones I did post, got deleted off here. I don't re-mem-ber which ones I had posted, for I am in a FOG you see~

Calypso wrote:

I SO wish I could have had a dozen of these made up on shirts and had people wear them to the court house. Maybe, little pins or cuff links? Printed on baseball caps, covers of notebooks... lol!

Calypso wrote:

I wish... I wish... I wish... power of positive thinking for me only.... give me... give over to me... let me control you with my wonky eye.... let's go vampire hunting... or maybe Wiccan where I can defy the powers with their three times evil curse upon my soul... or maybe ALL the Mormons who have condemned me to hell for my lies... BUT! not my murders! Not my whoring!


Looking for my next coven....

Nurmi's Lunch:

Nurmi would need a larger can!! lol

Trueblue wrote:Nurmi would need a larger can!! lol

Maybe, it is select cuts? Testicles diced and pickled?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GOYYbiEul0

For Jodi and 18 days on the stand...

Jodi Arias and the Never Ending Question (or answer)
@ :56

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AQ4SFBYfzkY

Laina on youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNXDJlEhCYQ&list=UUzFGVUm_s5HP8d7u5vid_jw&index=35

I Wouldn't Call it Overly Attached:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNXDJlEhCYQ&list=UUzFGVUm_s5HP8d7u5vid_jw&index=35

If I was You Girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh0AhrY9GjA&list=UUzFGVUm_s5HP8d7u5vid_jw&index=37

Juan Martinez Dance:
@2:47
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bux27f49T5U

" (Music credits: Scissor Sister's "I Can't Decide")
LYRICS:
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
F*ck and kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten

I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you're gotten in my way

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven (HELL)
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

It's a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven (HELL)
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven (HELL)
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride"

JA and her scrambled brains!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiACx6f4QLk
@3:21
" I have no trouble telling the truth."

From Leonard Padilla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNdE3iTRNpk

Who's Crazier, Jodi Arias or the Three Stooges?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iWDGKAMziY

Jodi Arias vs Wal Mart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2WY4KX4zyA
At the end, check out the toothpaste!

Dr Samuels' office:

https://twitter.com/VestDennis/status/314125026880282626/photo/1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00ILfCzJiWQ

Kissing you good bye...

http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?10763-Jodi-Ann-Arias-shot-and-stabbed-her-ex-boyfriend-Travis-Alexander-to-death/page1941

#48511

The Heat is Juan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJgkugEsZWI&feature=youtu.be

Courtesy of 18thcenturylady and her 18thcenturygentleman!!



"The latest defense witness takes his lunch break"

Is he the one who upchucked that lunch?

This is SO funny!
Especially beginning @12:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OcYoW11FkA&feature=youtu.be

Here is another by him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqbMtDj6CCQ

The Dido song JA was seen and heard "singing" while in custody day of arrest:

Dido song:
This rendition is bizarre...
she comes out of a closet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dKZQs1xekY

#49562
http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?10763-Jodi-Ann-Arias-shot-and-stabbed-her-ex-boyfriend-Travis-Alexander-to-death/page1983

Someone please print this? Thanks!

Examination of defense witness, Dr. Samuels, following jury questions:

" 7:01 p.m. ET: Martinez is getting testy. He just asked Samuels if had a memory problem. Samuels shot back no he does not have a memory problem just like the prosecution. Martinez then asked Samuels if he performed a diagnostic test on him to determine if the prosecution has a memory problem. Willmott objected, and the judge sustained it.

Martinez asks Samuels if he remembers one of the answers he gave to a juror’s question.

“I don’t remember,” said Samuels.

“Do you have problems with your memory then?” asked Martinez.

“No, sir, no more problems than you do,” said Samuels.

“Sir, with regard to this issue, have you conducted a diagnostic test on the prosecutor?” asked Martinez.

“No, I have not,” said Samuels.

“How would you know about his memory problems?” asked Martinez"

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2013/03/21/jury-v-arias-expert-round-1

Off Topic:
This is Bryan Stewart facing Juan Martinez
So you have a problem with your memory?

@1:12
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7405236n

Very well written article.
Taking this from the main board for you to enjoy here:

"Saying Jodi Arias has dissociative amnesia is like saying Casey Anthony would make a great babysitter," said Dr. Steven Pitt, referring to the Florida woman who was acquitted of murdering her daughter after claiming that the girl had been stolen by a babysitter."

" Pitt said Samuels played right into the veteran prosecutor's hands.

"Martinez had Jodi Arias for dinner and he ate this guy for dessert. It is as if Jodi Arias was Bernie Madoff and [Samuels] would have invested his life savings in what she is telling him. That's where he made his mistake. What a good expert would do is say, 'Look, I know I am dealing with a bald-faced liar. The last thing I am going to do is ride that horse as the basis of my opinions. I'll consider what she has to say, but I recognize that this woman is an admitted liar."



http://abcnews.go.com/US/jodi-arias-amnesia-defense-fails-convince-expert/story?id=18774548

Scared Monkeys radio

http://scaredmonkeysradio.com/audio//20130313sBlink.mp3

COULD SOMEONE SCREEN SHOT THIS ???

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p285.m570.l1313&_nkw=jodi+arias&_sacat=0&_from=R40

"Joey Arias: Out There " Magazine for gays.

Calypso wrote:

Hilarious!!

Juan Martinez' popularity!

http://www.azcentral.com/community/mesa/articles/20130321jodi-arias-trial-sideshows-abound.html

Wow! This is a fun site to visit:

http://eggtreenews.wordpress.com/2013/03/12/new-bathit-crazy-sociopath-hits-crazy-bats/


New Bat$hit Crazy Sociopath $hits Crazy Bats

"...If I didnt know better, I might argue these two heathens were fraternal twin sisters separated at birth and genetically programmed to snap simultaneously in June 2008. Damn you, Illuminati.
Let’s examine the similarities:
High school dropout with no real job or future to speak of? Check.
Serial boyfriend hopper with no sense of personal identity outside a relationship? Check.
Never met a mirror (or camera lens) they didnt love? Check.
Boycrazy sex addict? Check.
Strange inclination to drive aimlessly with numerous full cans of gas in the trunk? Check.
Fumbling a large volume of $10 words into interviews to try and appear articulate to compensate for a lack of education? Check.
Shovelfulls of malarkey-scented fairy tales told to law enforcement with a straight face on June 16, 2008? Check.
Total strangers to shame, humility, and remorse? Check.
Proudly obscene sex kitten turned cross-eyed librarian when push comes to shove in front of a jury? Check.
The list goes on and on. The main difference, however, is that Norman Bates enthusiast Jodi hasn’t shyed away from the witness stand like her predecessor. Nay, the monotone Arias has stayed crazyglued (pun intended) to the witness chair for nearly a month, reciting one bold lie after another, without missing a beat, and looking increasingly ridiculous in the process. And I’ve really learned some things. Until now, I never knew that a poor, frail abuse victim such as Jodi would voluntarily hop in her carriage and drive several states out of her way to pay an unwanted visit to a “violent” ex. I always thought the inclination would be to sever all contact and STAY hundreds of miles away from a”terrifying abuser” who wants nothing to do with you anyway. But I guess that’s just me. Abuse victims these days… crawling through doggy doors with knives and guns and cameras hoping to have sex with alleged closet pedophiles…"


Boss Hogg Gets Lost in the Fog
"... -The Foggy Moors of Arizona
Dr. Richard Samuels, the Boss Hogg impersonator and questionable “expert” hired by Jodi Arias’ mentally challenged defense team, endured quite a beat down by bulldog prosecutor Juan Martinez today. By the end of cross examination, he was wandering aimlessly through the foggy details of his own testimony, knee deep in contradictions and glaring at Martinez with a hatred that only Jodi could fully appreciate.
As it turns out, the stout amnesia expert who diagnosed Arias with post traumatic stress disorder may have been a just little hasty. Because he based that diagnonsense on Jodi’s second fabricated tale to the police, in which two masked intruders shot and stabbed Travis Alexander, but inexplicably allowed fair maiden Arias to escape unscathed. Upon hearing her third fairy tale- the migraine inducing self defense excuse that would eventually exhaust everyone at the trial- Boss Hogg neglected to re-evaluate his original findings.
All that expertise for a mere $250/hour!
But it doesn’t really matter, because as Martinez pointed out, the doc’s supersweet “test” was only as honest and accurate as the individual providing the responses anyway.
It was here that Boss Hogg switched on the fog machine and began shooting death glares at the D.A. from the witness stand. ..."


Jury Fires Questions at Boss Hogg in the Fog

... -Location unknown (too much fog)
Jurors in the Jodi Arias trial finally got to pose questions to the slow witted defense team’s Boss Hogg impersonator / “medical expert” today. This comes on the heels of an excruciating re-direct questioning by super professional 14-year-old debate club president Jennifer “Ummmmm-Umm….Eyeroller” Wilmott. And judging by the tone of the jury’s questions, despite all of Wilmott’s “ummmm… pause…. ummm- broken sentence- ummm” efforts, Boss Hogg is still wandering the foggy moors of Arizona on a vision quest, trying to find his credibility. The exhausted jury fired off over 100 questions for the confounding expert, citing his inconsistencies, and downright questioning his competence. Among some of the better questions (and entertaining answers):
“What is the more overwhelming instinct: fight or flight,” inquired one confused juror. Boss Hogg initiated his nauseating chair swiveling sequence here. ”The tendency the majority of the time is to flee,” he responded, as he pounded another nail into his patient’s coffin. ..."

Dr Dick Samuels look-a-like!!

Too Funny, Freckles!!!

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#51172
Bermstalker

Jodi likes to smack and kick her mom around!
Jodi is a crater!
3/‎25/‎13
Morning
Jodi is wearing a white top. (wildabouttrial on twitter says that the attorneys are in chambers) Jodi's bangs are longer, so they blend in with hair now. Looks like she got a good hair wash over the weekend.

Dr. Samuels is back on the stand today. JM is up for the state.
Scoring- EX 535- It's a score sheet. He did a retest on this twice. JM wants to know when he created this? EX 534- says Jan 15, 2010. He's not really sure, it could have been 6 months later. EX 550- This was a rescore test. EX 535- something was missing. The dr's original worksheet was missing. (I'm not sure what this proves other than the dr doesn't keep good paperwork and he his messy with paperwork)
Did you have 550 and 534 in your hands when you rescored? I'm not sure.
Why are you rescoring stuff without the raw data? uh, you don't have to.
EX 550- "The little dot page" is what JM and Dr are both calling it (LOL)
The dr. just blamed JM for all the papers being screwed up.
This dr. can't even give specific dates on any of his paperwork. The dr. is saying that the paper was not meant to be disclosed.
The dr. doesn't know how to add up his numbers either b/c the paperwork math is off on all 3 pages. One score was 15 and one was 17.

Wilmont got up to object, then JM said he objects to the speaking objection-then the judge gets on to the defense.
EX 553- the dr. says it's not his printout. JM said it was a document submitted to the state.

Defense asks for a sidebar

EX 553- Wait, now the dr says it's his. The dr. doesn't know why one has a date and one doesn't. It's not his fault.

EX 544- Jodi's PTSD
EX 545- The PTSD guideline
Defense asks for an approach
JM is reading off the signs a person must have to classify them as PTSD.

Her outbrust of anger towards her mother had been present since her teen years? Yes, to a lesser degree. JM wants to talk about it. JM wants to show 3 EX, but Palin wants a sidebar quick!

EX 554- EX 555- EX 556- (they have to approach again) but I think these are diary entries of Jodi's.
Didn't Jodi treat her mother like crap? Yes
Jodi would hit her mom? Yes

(Palin is asking for another fucking approach)
During the move and Sandy came to help Jodi. Jodi yelled at her mother. Jodi and her mother never got along. The phone calls between Sandy and Jodi- nobody heard the calls. Your going to reguard real stories only to believe Jodi's story of the phone calls? We talked about it.

Did Jodi kick Sandy for no reason while they were eating dinner before? Yes (Folks, I hate to diss somebody but this dr. is a quack. He may have plenty of experience, but he was so wrong with Jodi.)

Hard time focusing- Dr. found that was wrong with Jodi. (still, he just listens to what Jodi says) and JM said "give me one example" and the dr. said she was having problems reading. JM brings up Jodi saying that she read the whole book of Mormon cover to cover. (HAHAHA) Now the dr. is yelling and banging on the stand. JM bangs on the stand. (That was a GREAT MOMENT)
JM wants the dr. to give him another area. Dr. says Jodi can not relax (are you fucking kidding me)

Hyper aware-
JM: Couldn't you say it could be caused it somebody is parnoid or felt people were snooping? Dr. again says jail was rough on her.

JM: Do you remember saying at an interview with me, you said Jodi had no problems sleeping? I don't remember. JM: well, lets play it then (so far, Palin has been successful in blocking all of the stuff JM has tried to get in today)

Palin asks for an approach (this lasting forever)

EX 557- (Palin asks for another approach)

EX 557- the interview between Dr and JM. He said Jodi didn't have any problems sleeping.
Jodi felt her personal space was invaded in jail. The lights at jail are too bright. (no, I am not kidding) (I guess you can get PTSD if you go to jail)
The dr still says she has PTSD.

Another section-C- You have to get 3 out of 7 but he found 5 for Jodi. #7 is a sense of a shorten future. Jodi made statements about suicide.
That's not a new thing for her, right? She though of it before. (One of the requirements is these systems must NOT be present before the trauma.)
She told Matt she was going to kill herself. She has said it many times. Jodi has never been on suicide watch in jail. She didn't tell the dr if she took steps to do it.

C6- Unable to have loving feelings- Dr says Jodi had this. Jodi did not have emotions. The dr said he seen the police interviews-and Jodi was laughing during some of the interviews.
Are you talking about somebody killing somebody or the one that had a loved one die? It's not important. Dr. also seen the WHOLE video of 48 hours. Jodi is smiling during certain parts. Jodi created an alternate universe.
It's nothing more than a lie? Your opinion
Is it true 2 people killed Travis? No
Jodi is a better liar? I wouldn't say she's a liar. It shields her which is why she does it.
JM tells the dr. not to talk about stuff that doesn't apply to this case when the dr. was talking about MPD.

Jodi would laugh with her family on the phones when she called them.
#5- Detachments from others- Jodi was tuned out. Foggy brain.
What "others" did she feel detached from? The inmates.
Jodi had never been in jail before.
Sometimes he types and sometimes somebody else does.
C3- can't recall the trauma- amnesia. There is no scientific test that proves if somebody has amnesia. The dr. can not prove what Jodi is telling us is the truth. JM says we can't look at Jodi and see her crater, where we could go to the meteor and see it with our own eyes

Recess- Return at 1:25

http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?10763-Jodi-Ann-Arias-shot-and-stabbed-her-ex-boyfriend-Travis-Alexander-to-death/page2047

#51203

For Jodi

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?10763-Jodi-Ann-Arias-shot-and-stabbed-her-ex-boyfriend-Travis-Alexander-to-death/page2049

Calypso wrote:

Hysterical!!! Love Hodi's Spidey boy's brief swimsuit. What are the pic's on Nurmi's underpants? Uhg! Nurmi in underwear. Just another of those things you can't "unsee".

From Freckles~