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Post by Julie Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:36 am

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Post by Julie Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:26 pm

 Hey eva...sorry I told the world about your faulty French implants!

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Post by sitemama Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:18 am

eva baby, this is your mama. I wouldn't speak to Jules either after she talked so ugly about you in Just for Chat. Please come back and talk to the rest of us though. Jules can be so mean when she wants to be.
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Post by Julie Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:03 am

Mama, I looked. I didn't even write about eva in Just For Chat.

I wrote to her in the CR, but that was all good stuff.
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Post by Julie Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:04 am

Heck, I haven't even written anything here at RC lately at all.
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Post by Julie Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:09 pm

Guess I shouldn't tell you about how eva used to be...EVAN!

 Shocked  affraid
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Post by sitemama Sun Dec 15, 2013 2:05 pm

I meant the part you said about her uneven boobs. And I was only kidding you, like you were kidding eva. Hope you're not mad at me. Love you Baby Girl.
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Post by Julie Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:24 pm

Heck no. I know that you calling Julie "mean" and "ugly" is about as farfetched as calling eva "nice" and "beautiful".  roflao 

I can't help it if her boobs are uneven.  Shocked 

You know what she did?

She stole perfectly good chicken fillets from my freezer so she could stuff them in her bra! (her uneven side) She left me a note saying that ebay was sold out!
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Post by CuriousPortlander Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:52 am


I'm not sure why this is in Developing Stories. Since I'm cleaning out this category, is there somewhere else where I may move this topic? The Basket? The Chatter Room?

Please advise.


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Post by Julie Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:40 pm

hi CP. i made this thread so i could get eva's attention from the home page if she wasn't signed in. so i just put it here in developing stories.

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Julie needs her much older sister. hey.......eva! 80578
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Post by eva Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:47 pm

Will do! Just got back from



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Post by Julie Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:16 pm

i think i just missed you.
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Post by Julie Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:48 am

eva - i sent you a very important pm.
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Post by eva Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:13 pm

k

will check

lol

gr8 u posted this lol!

i was going to log on here, but then decided i would do it later (i have an eye exam today) but b4 logging in the "hey.... eva!" thread appeared lol so i logged in!!!! hey.......eva! 80578
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Post by eva Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:16 pm

ok read it.

Thanks Darlin.

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Post by Julie Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:21 pm

i really hope it helps!

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(good luck on your eye exam awe - i'll give you a little hint....the first letter on the top row is usually E .)
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Post by Julie Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:02 pm

eva!!!!!!!!! i thought YOU were the only one with a scooby doo mystery machine van!!!!


Woman evades police in Scooby Doo ‘Mystery Machine’


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see video, read more:
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Post by Julie Sat Mar 12, 2016 4:05 pm

eva....don't forget to turn your clocks back an hour.

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Post by eva Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:44 pm

AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhh Tomorro i have to get up at 5:30 am to drive daughter to her job at 6:00 am.

Normally she starts at 7:00 am but the time change.........................

So America does the same time change as Canada eh? Cool Cool
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Post by eva Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:45 pm

Julie when you come to Canada, will you be bringing your squirrels too? duckies
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Post by eva Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:51 pm

Does anyone remember Martine??  Well right now we have a rapist on the loose here.  (Gee Jules, maybe you DON'T want to move here?)  ~ Our local rapist has struck 5 times since Jan 2016 and he's still on the loose.  I'm getting skeered  hey.......eva! 369770   to go hiking.    dancing   For example today i went hiking in my nearby cemetary because it feels waaaaay safer than the lake.  (This rapist likes to attack in local wooded areas.  ~  So much for the Enchanted Forest.   Sad   Its losing some of its enchantment.......)

Ok so the other day i saw 7 white swans swimming on the lake near here.  Most of them were honking.  They don't sound like they LOOK btw!!!!!!!!   awe   They look graceful and beautiful and they sound irritating and belligerent!!!

So i sent a text to martine stating that i just saw seven swans swimming.  She texted back to me, "One rapist raping"....................
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Post by Julie Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:48 pm

geesh eva, that sounds pretty dangerous.  affraid

you better be careful out there!!!

think skank....household weapons....bug spray in the eyes....plastic bag over his head....something!!!!.....protect yourself!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Julie Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:48 pm

and i think me and my squirrels will stay home until he is gone.....
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Post by Julie Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:52 pm

and i don't mean just any old bug spray...

carry wasp spray. it can shoot up to 20 feet away!

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Wasp Spray

I have a friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area who was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of wasp spray instead. The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the pepper spray they have to get too close to you and could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. She keeps a can on her desk in the office and it doesn't attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection. Thought this was interesting and might be of use...

http://www.snopes.com/crime/prevent/waspspray.asp

i have a couple cans of wasp spray in the house if i ever needed it.
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Post by Julie Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:56 pm

wow! watch the above video.

maybe wasp spray wouldn't work.

don't listen to me, eva.

i'm glad i found that video.

carry pepper spray instead!!!

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Post by eva Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:38 am

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i've actually been askin arwin if he thinks i should carry a knife with me when i hike.  but then i said to tim, "I read when a woman has a weapon on her statistically it gets used against her"

Arwin said, "Ya.  Don't carry a blade."

But you know WHAT Jules>?>?>?>?>?>?>?>?>?>?>?>?>?>?   awe

i'm writing on my grocery list RIGHT NOW

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Post by Julie Sun Mar 13, 2016 1:01 am

yes, and keep the plastic bag it comes home in.

think skank.....household weapons....forget about the shovel and the overheated wires on disposable breathing things though......

after you spray the perp and he's down, put the plastic bag over his head and duct tape it around his neck! Cool

don't bother with the wasp spray.
in the video, it just got the guy's face wet!!!! Shocked hey.......eva! 858297  

maybe hair spray, spray sunscreen, aerosol type perfume, or even lemon juice in a plastic bottle with the long distance squirt nozzle would all work better than the wasp spray?

walk or jog with your keys in between your fingers - aim for the eyes awe - like this:

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or more like this would probably be easier to control:

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or a sharpened wooden popsicle/ice cream stick:

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and don't wear headphones. you'd be an easier target if he knew you wouldn't hear him coming.

i remember walking and smoking a cig at the same time, and figured some guy grabs me, he's getting a lit cigarette right in his eye!

remember, you might only get one chance to save yourself. make it count!!!!

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Post by Freckles Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:47 pm

Hair spray and a lighter ... makes an instant torch.
Spray the hair spray and flick your Bic .
Just remember: Do not aim the hair spray towards yourself!!!
You might get an instant perm....
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Do not hold your HAND in the hair spray stream!!!
You might be having roasted pinkies.... affraid

BTW:
What makes you think you are so fine looking some guy is going to grab you?
Either you are jingling the jangle or flouncing the fancy...
Stop doing that!!!
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Post by Julie Mon Mar 14, 2016 9:53 am

lol, had to add a visual to Freckles' post ^^^^

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Post by eva Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:55 am



BTW:
What makes you think you are so fine looking some guy is going to grab you?
Either you are jingling the jangle or flouncing the fancy...
Stop doing that!!!
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I don't think i'm so fine look at all.

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Post by eva Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:57 am

The reason i'm concerned Freckles is because Jan 2016 up to now, there have been 5 sex assaults in my city. Some attacker is on a rampage. That's why i'm concerned.

Actually i've stopped hiking in the woods. Now i just walk on busy streets breathing car exhaust fumes.
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Post by Freckles Tue Mar 15, 2016 4:06 pm

Whoa. That is not good....Ear marks a bad spring and summer.

1. Encourage businesses to use CCTV. And shop at those stores.
2. Something I was taught:
a. Always leave a trail from letting others know where you are going, with whom, etc..
Keep a journal on your computer. List everything odd as well as normal.

b. Get to know the neighbors. Listen to their concerns.
Write down names, phone numbers, car plates (makes/.models), times they come and go, dogs they have, Even next of kin.....Know the pattern of activity in your neighborhood. Call in anything suspicious! I kept a map listing each house number and then the important info JUST IN CASE I needed to give that to the LE.

c. The Dump: Easy to do. Dump the purse and sit down. If you are seated, can't get knocked down. Harder to push you, make you go somewhere. SIT DOWN! Dump your purse. Petty thieves are not going to hang around to grab anything but your wallet....and that is easy to replace. Chances are they won't stoop to pick up the car/house keys. And you have saved any RX you had in your purse...that is hard to replace!

d. Don't aggravate but do stay alive.Take a class in self defense. Walk in numbers but vary the times of your walking...LOCK DOORS and windows. Put knick-knacks in front of them so when they are opened, they spill over waking others...Keys, finger nail files, look at the weapons you have on you or in your purse right now. Even a flic of a Bic can take out an eye....

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Post by Julie Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:47 pm

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Post by Cali Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:31 am

eva ~ you really need to be prepared to stand your ground. Don't allow anyone to catch you by surprise because you are wearing headphones and listening to loud "music". You can't afford to appear to be living in another world. I honestly would not walk dark streets at night.....a l o n e. I would get a dog for protection, or borrow one, ~ the bigger the dog the more painful the bite on the scum of the earth POS pig who made the mistake of selecting you for his fun for the night. Freckles gave you some really good advice. If you don't like the odds, stay indoors and cuddle up with Mr eva.
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Post by Freckles Thu Apr 07, 2016 4:25 am

Eva is best leaving the headphones on. She is, after all, lost in another world. And she is shutting out the din of the noise around her. She is an honest person in representing herself because... she doesn't have the ability to pretend to be anyone but herself. She imagines and everything she imagines is her reality....and she believes we each see the world as she does... Warped perception! But Eva is a sweetie... she lacks the ability to connive. Her "mistakes" are all real and without true malice. Unless she believes someone is hurting her! Then malice will clobber you. It is the car fumes she has been long inhaling and become addicted to.... hey.......eva! 155681

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Post by Julie Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:48 am

yeah eva, don't walk the city streets at night alone

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take a "co-worker" with you. hey.......eva! Woman

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Post by Julie Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:59 pm

eva - you mentioned that your pms here were glitching.
just wondering if you can see and open your unopened pms?
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Post by eva Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:32 pm

We are all getting sunburned here today hey.......eva! 426766

Just sayin!

We don't normally get sunburns in April.

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Post by eva Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:32 pm

i'm addicted to this link!

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Post by eva Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:53 pm

So i'm shovelling snow in Julie's driveway right now & i can hear the song she's dancing to!



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Post by Julie Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:05 am

eva wrote:So i'm shovelling snow in Julie's driveway right now & i can hear the song she's dancing to!







instead of shoveling snow, let's try dancing down the snow

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Post by Freckles Sat Apr 09, 2016 1:29 pm

eva wrote:We are all getting sunburned here today   hey.......eva! 426766

Just sayin!

We don't normally get sunburns in April.

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And some are getting sunburned from too much of Winter's Icings... snowburn!
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Post by eva Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:41 pm

Well no one's here so i'll be dancing with myself..........



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Post by eva Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:44 pm

Jules? Do you have another date with Elmo tonight? Who's paying? Or are you two going dutch? Are the squirrels coming with you guys? Or will the squirrels stay home to babysit your kids? hey.......eva! 839314

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Post by eva Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:46 pm

Jules it's not that I have a problem with Elmo or anything, & he does seem quite cheery, but why did you decide he was the one for you? Is it becuz John broke your heart when he dumped you for Christie Brinkley?

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Post by eva Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:51 pm

Well i really DON'T want to gossip   hehehe  about

Julie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

& i certainly don't want to sing   bath  like a Canary but two of Julie's squirrels    hey.......eva! 720319  hey.......eva! 720319    confided to me (whilst I was shovelling snow) that Julie has been working in earnest to hire a hitman to take out Christie.....

Please!  If any of you read this, do NOT contact the authorities.....  I would hate   affraid  to see Julie   hey.......eva! 759197  end up in a cell   hey.......eva! 369770  next to Jodi.....   witch

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Post by eva Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:20 pm

There's just ONE problem with hey.......eva! 759197 Julie.  she PRETENDS like she doesn't go around hiring hitmen   hey.......eva! 542432  to bump off Christie   hey.......eva! 121648 ................

Jules!  Jules, Jules, Jules.............  If John ditched you for Christie...........  Sigh...  Just accept it............  After all...........  Now that John HAS officially moved on from you, you can just sip your wine  hey.......eva! 322372  look in the mirror and say to yourself (even if you don't believe it) I don't care anymore.............




Jules, you're BETTER than John!!!!  BESIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  John's worth diddley squat!    Laughing   He's only got

   bounce  bounce  bounce  bounce  bounce   $25,000,000............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     bounce  bounce  bounce  bounce  bounce  

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Post by Julie Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:47 pm

christie who? oh, christie. i have no problem with christie. (yaaaaaawn) but i like her much better than meg. (snoooooooore) as i said before christie has aged gracefully, she still looks like a grape, while meg has turned into a raisin. Laughing

julie doesn't hire hitmen. don't need them. not with grapes and raisins.

not when julie is a passion guitar fruit. and sometimes a banana. hey.......eva! Bananadance

eva's just jealous because david has $0.00....bwahahahaha! but as i've said before, i am not like eva, i don't want john's money. just him. the 1982 CR fountain of youth version of him.
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poor eva, while she's eternally dancing with herself, julie only has to call john and say, "i'm tired of dancing here all by myself, hey.......eva! Bananadance tonight i wanta dance with someone else...."

and john comes rushing over.

in his Ferrari.

hey.......eva! Ferrarismiley0




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Post by Freckles Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:54 am

Madonna?  Cell The Blessed Mother never behaved in such a trashed out way.
She is an exhibitionist who twists and turns because she can't sing! affraid
Her son was wise to sun run from her!  dancing
She is rather batty and without morality.
Besides, she is really showing her age! witch


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