hey.......eva!

eva
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Join date: 2009-10-15
Location: Wishing to find Jules......



Hey.....pm me!

 Hey eva...sorry I told the world about your faulty French implants!

  

eva baby, this is your mama. I wouldn't speak to Jules either after she talked so ugly about you in Just for Chat. Please come back and talk to the rest of us though. Jules can be so mean when she wants to be.

Mama, I looked. I didn't even write about eva in Just For Chat.

I wrote to her in the CR, but that was all good stuff.

Heck, I haven't even written anything here at RC lately at all.

Guess I shouldn't tell you about how eva used to be...EVAN!

   

I meant the part you said about her uneven boobs. And I was only kidding you, like you were kidding eva. Hope you're not mad at me. Love you Baby Girl.

Heck no. I know that you calling Julie "mean" and "ugly" is about as farfetched as calling eva "nice" and "beautiful".   

I can't help it if her boobs are uneven.   

You know what she did?

She stole perfectly good chicken fillets from my freezer so she could stuff them in her bra! (her uneven side) She left me a note saying that ebay was sold out!

I'm not sure why this is in Developing Stories. Since I'm cleaning out this category, is there somewhere else where I may move this topic? The Basket? The Chatter Room?

Please advise.

hi CP. i made this thread so i could get eva's attention from the home page if she wasn't signed in. so i just put it here in developing stories.

hey, eva check your pms.
Julie needs her much older sister.

Will do! Just got back from

i think i just missed you.

eva - i sent you a very important pm.

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will check

lol

gr8 u posted this lol!

i was going to log on here, but then decided i would do it later (i have an eye exam today) but b4 logging in the "hey.... eva!" thread appeared lol so i logged in!!!!

ok read it.

Thanks Darlin.

You're an

i really hope it helps!



(good luck on your eye exam - i'll give you a little hint....the first letter on the top row is usually E .)

eva!!!!!!!!! i thought YOU were the only one with a scooby doo mystery machine van!!!!


Woman evades police in Scooby Doo ‘Mystery Machine’





see video, read more:
http://www.hlntv.com/shows/nancy-grace/articles/2016/03/08/woman-evades-police-in-scooby-doo-mystery-machine

eva....don't forget to turn your clocks back an hour.

AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhh Tomorro i have to get up at 5:30 am to drive daughter to her job at 6:00 am.

Normally she starts at 7:00 am but the time change.........................

So America does the same time change as Canada eh?

Julie when you come to Canada, will you be bringing your squirrels too?

Does anyone remember Martine??  Well right now we have a rapist on the loose here.  (Gee Jules, maybe you DON'T want to move here?)  ~ Our local rapist has struck 5 times since Jan 2016 and he's still on the loose.  I'm getting skeered     to go hiking.       For example today i went hiking in my nearby cemetary because it feels waaaaay safer than the lake.  (This rapist likes to attack in local wooded areas.  ~  So much for the Enchanted Forest.     Its losing some of its enchantment.......)

Ok so the other day i saw 7 white swans swimming on the lake near here.  Most of them were honking.  They don't sound like they LOOK btw!!!!!!!!     They look graceful and beautiful and they sound irritating and belligerent!!!

So i sent a text to martine stating that i just saw seven swans swimming.  She texted back to me, "One rapist raping"....................

geesh eva, that sounds pretty dangerous.  

you better be careful out there!!!

think skank....household weapons....bug spray in the eyes....plastic bag over his head....something!!!!.....protect yourself!!!!!!!!!!!

and i think me and my squirrels will stay home until he is gone.....

and i don't mean just any old bug spray...

carry wasp spray. it can shoot up to 20 feet away!

snipped:

Wasp Spray

I have a friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area who was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of wasp spray instead. The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the pepper spray they have to get too close to you and could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. She keeps a can on her desk in the office and it doesn't attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection. Thought this was interesting and might be of use...

http://www.snopes.com/crime/prevent/waspspray.asp

i have a couple cans of wasp spray in the house if i ever needed it.

wow! watch the above video.

maybe wasp spray wouldn't work.

don't listen to me, eva.

i'm glad i found that video.

carry pepper spray instead!!!

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i've actually been askin arwin if he thinks i should carry a knife with me when i hike.  but then i said to tim, "I read when a woman has a weapon on her statistically it gets used against her"

Arwin said, "Ya.  Don't carry a blade."

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i'm writing on my grocery list RIGHT NOW

wasp & or pepper spray    

yes, and keep the plastic bag it comes home in.

think skank.....household weapons....forget about the shovel and the overheated wires on disposable breathing things though......

after you spray the perp and he's down, put the plastic bag over his head and duct tape it around his neck!

don't bother with the wasp spray.
in the video, it just got the guy's face wet!!!!  

maybe hair spray, spray sunscreen, aerosol type perfume, or even lemon juice in a plastic bottle with the long distance squirt nozzle would all work better than the wasp spray?

walk or jog with your keys in between your fingers - aim for the eyes - like this:



or more like this would probably be easier to control:



or a sharpened wooden popsicle/ice cream stick:



and don't wear headphones. you'd be an easier target if he knew you wouldn't hear him coming.

i remember walking and smoking a cig at the same time, and figured some guy grabs me, he's getting a lit cigarette right in his eye!

remember, you might only get one chance to save yourself. make it count!!!!

Hair spray and a lighter ... makes an instant torch.
Spray the hair spray and flick your Bic .
Just remember: Do not aim the hair spray towards yourself!!!
You might get an instant perm....

Do not hold your HAND in the hair spray stream!!!
You might be having roasted pinkies....

BTW:
What makes you think you are so fine looking some guy is going to grab you?
Either you are jingling the jangle or flouncing the fancy...
Stop doing that!!!

lol, had to add a visual to Freckles' post ^^^^

BTW:
What makes you think you are so fine looking some guy is going to grab you?
Either you are jingling the jangle or flouncing the fancy...
Stop doing that!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't think i'm so fine look at all.

I LOOK like this!
& I swear to God when i hike i dress like this:

https://www.google.ca/search?q=homeless+man&biw=847&bih=441&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQkPLJhsPLAhVM1WMKHfP8AmIQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=tWpzwSBzLU3KlM%3All

The reason i'm concerned Freckles is because Jan 2016 up to now, there have been 5 sex assaults in my city. Some attacker is on a rampage. That's why i'm concerned.

Actually i've stopped hiking in the woods. Now i just walk on busy streets breathing car exhaust fumes.

Whoa. That is not good....Ear marks a bad spring and summer.

1. Encourage businesses to use CCTV. And shop at those stores.
2. Something I was taught:
a. Always leave a trail from letting others know where you are going, with whom, etc..
Keep a journal on your computer. List everything odd as well as normal.

b. Get to know the neighbors. Listen to their concerns.
Write down names, phone numbers, car plates (makes/.models), times they come and go, dogs they have, Even next of kin.....Know the pattern of activity in your neighborhood. Call in anything suspicious! I kept a map listing each house number and then the important info JUST IN CASE I needed to give that to the LE.

c. The Dump: Easy to do. Dump the purse and sit down. If you are seated, can't get knocked down. Harder to push you, make you go somewhere. SIT DOWN! Dump your purse. Petty thieves are not going to hang around to grab anything but your wallet....and that is easy to replace. Chances are they won't stoop to pick up the car/house keys. And you have saved any RX you had in your purse...that is hard to replace!

d. Don't aggravate but do stay alive.Take a class in self defense. Walk in numbers but vary the times of your walking...LOCK DOORS and windows. Put knick-knacks in front of them so when they are opened, they spill over waking others...Keys, finger nail files, look at the weapons you have on you or in your purse right now. Even a flic of a Bic can take out an eye....

eva ~ you really need to be prepared to stand your ground. Don't allow anyone to catch you by surprise because you are wearing headphones and listening to loud "music". You can't afford to appear to be living in another world. I honestly would not walk dark streets at night.....a l o n e. I would get a dog for protection, or borrow one, ~ the bigger the dog the more painful the bite on the scum of the earth POS pig who made the mistake of selecting you for his fun for the night. Freckles gave you some really good advice. If you don't like the odds, stay indoors and cuddle up with Mr eva.

Eva is best leaving the headphones on. She is, after all, lost in another world. And she is shutting out the din of the noise around her. She is an honest person in representing herself because... she doesn't have the ability to pretend to be anyone but herself. She imagines and everything she imagines is her reality....and she believes we each see the world as she does... Warped perception! But Eva is a sweetie... she lacks the ability to connive. Her "mistakes" are all real and without true malice. Unless she believes someone is hurting her! Then malice will clobber you. It is the car fumes she has been long inhaling and become addicted to....

Eva likes big teddy bears to cuddle with...

yeah eva, don't walk the city streets at night alone



^^^^ eva

take a "co-worker" with you.

if a "customer" shows up, say

or take your dog with you.



carry protection in your purse.

eva - you mentioned that your pms here were glitching.
just wondering if you can see and open your unopened pms?

We are all getting sunburned here today

Just sayin!

We don't normally get sunburns in April.

Global warming much?

i'm addicted to this link!

So i'm shovelling snow in Julie's driveway right now & i can hear the song she's dancing to!

eva wrote:So i'm shovelling snow in Julie's driveway right now & i can hear the song she's dancing to!

instead of shoveling snow, let's try dancing down the snow

eva wrote:We are all getting sunburned here today  

Just sayin!

We don't normally get sunburns in April.

Global warming much?  

And some are getting sunburned from too much of Winter's Icings... snowburn!

Well no one's here so i'll be dancing with myself..........

Jules? Do you have another date with Elmo tonight? Who's paying? Or are you two going dutch? Are the squirrels coming with you guys? Or will the squirrels stay home to babysit your kids?

Jules it's not that I have a problem with Elmo or anything, & he does seem quite cheery, but why did you decide he was the one for you? Is it becuz John broke your heart when he dumped you for Christie Brinkley?

Well i really DON'T want to gossip    about

Julie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

& i certainly don't want to sing    like a Canary but two of Julie's squirrels          confided to me (whilst I was shovelling snow) that Julie has been working in earnest to hire a hitman to take out Christie.....

Please!  If any of you read this, do NOT contact the authorities.....  I would hate    to see Julie    end up in a cell    next to Jodi.....  

There's just ONE problem with Julie.  she PRETENDS like she doesn't go around hiring hitmen    to bump off Christie   ................

Jules!  Jules, Jules, Jules.............  If John ditched you for Christie...........  Sigh...  Just accept it............  After all...........  Now that John HAS officially moved on from you, you can just sip your wine    look in the mirror and say to yourself (even if you don't believe it) I don't care anymore.............




Jules, you're BETTER than John!!!!  BESIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  John's worth diddley squat!       He's only got

              $25,000,000............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!              

http://richestcelebrities.org/richest-rock-stars/john-mellencamp-net-worth/

christie who? oh, christie. i have no problem with christie. (yaaaaaawn) but i like her much better than meg. (snoooooooore) as i said before christie has aged gracefully, she still looks like a grape, while meg has turned into a raisin.

julie doesn't hire hitmen. don't need them. not with grapes and raisins.

not when julie is a passion fruit. and sometimes a banana.

eva's just jealous because david has $0.00....bwahahahaha! but as i've said before, i am not like eva, i don't want john's money. just him. the 1982 CR fountain of youth version of him.





poor eva, while she's eternally dancing with herself, julie only has to call john and say, "i'm tired of dancing here all by myself, tonight i wanta dance with someone else...."

and john comes rushing over.

in his Ferrari.






   

Madonna?   The Blessed Mother never behaved in such a trashed out way.
She is an exhibitionist who twists and turns because she can't sing!
Her son was wise to sun run from her!  
She is rather batty and without morality.
Besides, she is really showing her age!