Jodi Arias--Smoking Room...The place to Unwind!!

HAPPY EASTER!!!

And now, for something completely different:

Calypso wrote: HAPPY EASTER!!!

And now, for something completely different:

Geez, thanks a lot. I was just getting the tecnique down for that panty folding video you posted....and now this!!! Clearly, I must have a lot to learn about "good homemaking" skills. There goes next weekend too....

Calypso wrote:

Oh dear God...Pleeeeease let me "unsee" this!!!!!

Hahahaha!!! I thought the egg one was cute for Easter!

The Nurmi pig? It's also burnt into my brain!

Su-eeeee!

That's how his Mama called him for meals!!

Calypso wrote:Hahahaha!!! I thought the egg one was cute for Easter!

The Nurmi pig? It's also burnt into my brain!

Su-eeeee!

That's how his Mama called him for meals!!

Careful you might insult the Arkansas Razorback...i hear they are might possessive about the term Su-eeeee! let alone the insult to the Razorback.

He makes one ugly satyr, doesn't he?
Well, as long as you don't pawn him off as a new age Sagittarius minus his bow and arrow or an "I don't-wanna-grow-up" cupid, we are good! Eros this dud ain't! Cousin to Pan...hmmm. Ugly, but we're good.

***CRUDE HUMOR***

A REPOST, HAT TIP TO AMY WL,


Die Jodi Arias Die


OMG ENOUGH WITH THE SEXXX ALREADY!! The following was scripted by me, not the Defense.

Nurmi: So when he was performing oral sex on you, how did that make you feel? And when he was licking your clitoris, what were you thinking? Now, when his penis had entered your vaginal region, did you like the sensation? Did his penis satify your vagina? Now, when you ran out of Astroglide, you went to the store to get more, right?

Martinez: Objection. Leading.

Judge: Sustained. Wait. Overruled. er umm sustained. You may answer.

Arias: Yes I did, because I needed more.

Nurmi: Now, when his penis entered your anal region, would you say that your vagina as moist, less moist, or completely dripping from the anal penetration?

Martinez: Objecti--....objection withdrawn.

Arias: I was dripping.

Nurmi: So would you say you liked the anal sex? Would you do it now if given the chance? Do you mind if I visit you later this evening? Have you ever done ass-to-mouth?

Calypso wrote:

OMG! And right above the picture is a link to "enlarge this image". NO, thank you!

Hi you guys, I'm new to the site.
Looking forward to meeting some of you and making some new friends
I'm hoping the image I'm trying to add will display.

Okay, it didn't display.
I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong with uploading files. Any tips would be massively appreciated!
Thanks in advance

SprayCanAnn wrote:Hi you guys, I'm new to the site.
Looking forward to meeting some of you and making some new friends
I'm hoping the image I'm trying to add will display.

Hey SprayCanAnn~

WELCOME TO THE FORUM!!!

TO POST A IMAGE:

Usually you need like a photobucket acct to embed the image.

Their accts are "for FREEEE".

You have to download the image to your computer.

Go to Photobucket and UPLOAD your desired image from your computer (in your photos file).

Once its UPLOADED, CLICK on the photo, and to the right you will see CODE OPTIONS.

COPY either the HTML or IMG CODE on the RIGHT HAND SIDE.

Then, PASTE that CODE onto your POST.

CLICK on PREVIEW to make sure it worked!!

Then, CLICK SAVE OR SEND, I forget which!!

Hey, Caly! Since you are the one to post the Nurmi pic, please tell me why he has no testicles? I think you are giving us the cliff notes to his whole demeanor when he faces Martinez in court!

Calypso wrote:

SprayCanAnn wrote:Hi you guys, I'm new to the site.
Looking forward to meeting some of you and making some new friends
I'm hoping the image I'm trying to add will display.

Hey SprayCanAnn~

WELCOME TO THE FORUM!!!

TO POST A IMAGE:

Usually you need like a photobucket acct to embed the image.

Their accts are "for FREEEE".

You have to download the image to your computer.

Go to Photobucket and UPLOAD your desired image from your computer (in your photos file).

Once its UPLOADED, CLICK on the photo, and to the right you will see CODE OPTIONS.

COPY either the HTML or IMG CODE on the RIGHT HAND SIDE.

Then, PASTE that CODE onto your POST.

CLICK on PREVIEW to make sure it worked!!

Then, CLICK SAVE OR SEND, I forget which!!

Hi! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!
I have had a pb account since '07 but I was trying to upload straight from my laptop.
I feel a little "duh" now LOL!
I will upload them to my pb and follow your instructions.
Thank you again and again!
:)

Hi you guys,
Thanks to Calypso for her awesome instructions on how to post pics here.
In other words she told me how to get my head out of my butt! :)







Have a great day everyone!

You're welcome!!

Those are funny!!!

I like the lizard one the best I think!

Seems to be enjoying the "abuse"!

Calypso wrote:You're welcome!!

Those are funny!!!

I like the lizard one the best I think!

Thanks!
I have a few videos on YouTube that I made about JA. In 2 of them I have a Komodo dragon flicking it's tongue along w/ clips of Jodi doing her tongue thing. LOl, I call her "Jodi-Komodo". I am working on a Nurmi video right now... maybe he won't be so jealous of Juan if he gets to be a rock star too (SARCASM).
So, that AWESOME Nurmi pic you have posted... did you create that?
I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to use it in the Nurmi video ("Nurmi's Big Butt") but wanted to ask permission if it's your's.
If it's not your's, but you know who to credit that would be awesome too.
If none of the above, is it up for grabs?
I would post my JA videos here but I'm not sure if videos w/ profanity are okay here...
I do have a Juan video that is 100% clean...
I'm crossing my fingers that I get this one right!

https://youtu.be/BJB7aqBxbtY

Stalking song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDlUWur3kEE

Welcome, SprayCanAnn!
Like your shares!

Freckles wrote:Stalking song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDlUWur3kEE

Welcome, SprayCanAnn!
Like your shares!

Thanks Freckles :)
The Stalker Song cracked me up!

SprayCanAnn wrote:

Calypso wrote:You're welcome!!

Those are funny!!!

I like the lizard one the best I think!

Thanks!
I have a few videos on YouTube that I made about JA. In 2 of them I have a Komodo dragon flicking it's tongue along w/ clips of Jodi doing her tongue thing. LOl, I call her "Jodi-Komodo". I am working on a Nurmi video right now... maybe he won't be so jealous of Juan if he gets to be a rock star too (SARCASM).
So, that AWESOME Nurmi pic you have posted... did you create that?
I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to use it in the Nurmi video ("Nurmi's Big Butt") but wanted to ask permission if it's your's.
If it's not your's, but you know who to credit that would be awesome too.
If none of the above, is it up for grabs?
I would post my JA videos here but I'm not sure if videos w/ profanity are okay here...
I do have a Juan video that is 100% clean...
I'm crossing my fingers that I get this one right!

https://youtu.be/BJB7aqBxbtY

Hey SCA!!

I posted this at the beginning of this thread:

***WARNING***

The items on this page are INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN and are for ADULT VIEWING ONLY.

VIEW at your own discretion, these are not intended to offend anyone, just reflecting the ridiculous and very crude public testimony in this case. These images are online and can be found by anyone. The comments are the posters and in no way reflect the opinion of the forum. ~Calypso
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IF you want to post something that is crude, contain explicit language or whatever, make sure you note above it like this:

***EXPLICT LANGUAGE***
**GRAPHIC**

Something to warn the viewer so they can determine weither they wish to continue or not.

As for Nurmi pig, I found that online. I did not create it, I do not own it, it's up for grabs.

Freckles wrote:Who's Crazier, Jodi Arias or the Three Stooges?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iWDGKAMziY

Hands down, Jodi Arias!!!

OK~

This is meant to be funny, but in this case, this seems absolutely plausible!

Calypso wrote:

Seems to be enjoying the "abuse"!

So. Who can recall all the names?
How about the name of the queen, the wicked step, the father, the prince?

Freckles~

Watch that video. I may post it in the main thread.

JA for sure!!!

1:Dopey
2:Doc
3:Grumpy
4:Sleepy
5:Sneezey
6:Happy
7:Bashful

Stepmpther/: Maleficent

The Huntsman: As himself

King: As himself

Prince: Prince Charming

SprayCanAnn posted this on youtube and didn't share with us!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJB7aqBxbtY

Calypso wrote:1:Dopey
2:Doc
3:Grumpy
4:Sleepy
5:Sneezey
6:Happy
7:Bashful

Stepmpther/: Maleficent

The Huntsman: As himself

King: As himself

Prince: Prince Charming

And the apple was played by... herself! Alyce, of course! (How else would she know more about the story than Disney himself?)

Alyce in Juan-derland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvkgTa0O6V0

Mama-Look! A boo-boo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nax-Os-KqWo

Music credits: Harry Belafonte "Mama Look-A Boo Boo"

LYRICS
I wonder why nobody don't like me
Or is it the fact that I'm ugly?
I wonder why nobody don't like me
Or is it the fact that I'm ugly?

I leave my whole house and home
My children don't want me no more
Bad talk inside the house they bring
And when I talk they start to sing

"Mama, look a boo boo," they shout
Their mother tell them, "Shut up your mouth"
"That is your daddy, oh, no
My daddy can't be ugly"

"So, shut your mouth, go away
Mama, look at boo boo they
Shut your mouth, go away
Mama, look at boo boo they"

I couldn't even digest my supper
Due to the children's behavior
"John, yes pa, come here a moment
Bring the belt, you're much too impudent"

John says, "It's James who started first"
James tells the story in reverse
I drag my belt from off me waist
You should hear them screaming round the place

"Mama, look at boo boo," they shout
Their mother tell them, "Shut up your mouth
That is your daddy, oh, no
My daddy can't be ugly"

"So, shut your mouth, go away
Mama, look at boo boo they
Shut your mouth, go away
Mama, look at boo boo they"

I got carried away
So I began to question the mother
"These children ain't got no behavior"
So I began to question the mother
"These children ain't got no behavior"

"They're playing with you," my wife declared
"You should be proud of them, my dear"
Then children were taught too blooming slack
That ain't no kind of joke to crack

"Mama, look at boo boo," they shout
Their mother tell them, "Shut up your mouth
That is your daddy, oh, no
My daddy can't be ugly"

"So, shut your mouth, go away
Mama, look at boo boo they
Shut your mouth, go away
Mama, look at boo boo they"

I wonder why nobody don't like me
Or is it the fact that I'm ugly?
I wonder why nobody don't like me
Or is it the fact that I'm ugly?

I leave my whole house and go
My [Incomprehensible] don't want me no more
Bad talk inside the house they bring
And when I talk they start to sing

"Mama, look a boo boo," they shout
Their mother tell them, "Shut up your mouth
That is your daddy, oh, no
My daddy can't be ugly"

"So, shut your mouth, go away
Mama, look at boo boo they
Shut your mouth, go away
Mama, look at boo boo they"

"Shut your mouth, go away
Mama, look at boo boo they
Shut your mouth, go away
Mama, look at boo boo they
Shut your mouth"

JA's never ending question...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ4SFBYfzkY&list=PLYe2dWgF7z52WtA2M0YXQksDII13sL5ZN

Juan was NOT yelling at her here!
Look at HER attitude!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiACx6f4QLk&list=PLYe2dWgF7z52WtA2M0YXQksDII13sL5ZN

Parodies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZZ-gmsQ-Wc

Jodi/Shadow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhlmpZtMZA&feature=endscreen&NR=1

JA "I don't know..."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw1NfpCIxo0

SUPER JUAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=Amk8UNPu-UE&NR=1

Freckles wrote:Juan was NOT yelling at her here!
Look at HER attitude!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiACx6f4QLk&list=PLYe2dWgF7z52WtA2M0YXQksDII13sL5ZN

Alyce in Juan derland (cute, freckles) was totally lying when she said she has not watched the trial. Her idiotic "Are you mad at me, Mr. Martinez" was so obviously planned...she was just dying to find a place to spout off with that. It showed too. Did you note the little upturn in the corners of her mouth when she finished delivering her staged little zinger. Reminded me of how pleased Jodi was with herself when she threw out her little "angry men yelling at me" zinger. So phoney. Alyce just did this to try to draw a parallel for the jury that Juan is abusive, angry, and brain scrambling to elicit sympathy for Jodi's BS testimony. IMO, of course.

Freckles wrote:SprayCanAnn posted this on youtube and didn't share with us!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJB7aqBxbtY

Freckles, you're funny!
Since I have just recently joined Reality Chatter I wasn't sure what was okay to post over here.
I went safe and only posted one that seemed unoffensive to anyone that viewed it.
I thought I posted the Juan video... I can't remember which one I posted now, will have to go back and check.
This morning I received a message from YouTube telling me that one of my videos was pulled due to too many flags.
LOL those Jodi-trolls hate me w/ a passion! The Anti JA ppl liked it, lots of + comments on that one. BUT the Jodi trolls hated it... now it's gone.
It was my favorite of the videos that I've made, so a big OUCH.
Still, I won't give the JA-trolls the satisfaction of knowing it was pulled so I'm not mentioning it on any YT board.
Feel free to share any of my videos if you want to. I only make them to share a laugh w/ others who watch, so share away if any of them feel good to you! :)
I'm looking forward to getting to know some of the members here!
:)

SprayCan---
Hi! You can post whatever you want on any of the links but it will get a better audience if you try to get it in the right thread... Bring your banned vid over here and any others you have! I regret I do not have the temperament to learn how to post where the vid is embedded.

Glad to have you here!

Comparatives. Well done, IMO.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHOl4Q2CcAEOxHz.jpg:large#.UWG0SSpxBmY.twitter

Freckles wrote:SUPER JUAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=Amk8UNPu-UE&NR=1

So funny! loved it!

Freckles wrote:SprayCan---
Hi! You can post whatever you want on any of the links but it will get a better audience if you try to get it in the right thread... Bring your banned vid over here and any others you have! I regret I do not have the temperament to learn how to post where the vid is embedded.

Glad to have you here!

Hi Freckles :)
I have 2 YouTube accounts...
I use SprayCanAnn's channel for everything, I don't use Ann Stafford's channel for anything.
I decided to re-upload the banned video into my Ann Stafford's channel only.
All of my other videos are on SprayCanAnn's channel.
I changed the name and didn't add tags, a description, or promotions to the video this time... I don't want to draw any Jodi-troll attention to it.

Here's the link-

F-You Jodi-Komodo-Psycho-Skank (could be offensive to some)
https://youtu.be/1-uh853KrZQ


All of my other videos are on SprayCanAnn's channel

Juan martinez... Sexy and he Knows It- (clean)
https://youtu.be/BJB7aqBxbtY

Nurmi, SHUT UP and DANCE Bi+ch- (clean)
https://youtu.be/TDYFyXn9Ps4

Jodi Arias Got Hit With The Ugly Stick- (clean)
https://youtu.be/NkzIUUXTt_M

Jodi Arias Jumps Around- (possibly offensive to some)
https://youtu.be/zeFCkWZcvcM

The above video (Jumps Around) could be offensive to some due to quick flashes of violent images- meant to suggest there is NO fog but could be misunderstood. Possibly offensive due the song's lyrics (ICP-Jump Around) which are VERY fitting to Jodi's mentality... pretty twisted.

I hope you enjoy!!!
:)

LOL, I have missed TOO much of the trial today! I have to try and catch up... grrrr!

Study shows a walk in the park fixes a fuzzy brain

"It’s called involuntary attention in psychology. It holds our attention while at the same time allowing scope for reflection."

http://www.treehugger.com/health/study-shows-walk-park-fixes-fuzzy-brain.html

Freckles wrote:JA's never ending question...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ4SFBYfzkY&list=PLYe2dWgF7z52WtA2M0YXQksDII13sL5ZN

I think that was the never ending answer! That is the funniest video I have ever seen regarding this crazy case. I am all alone at home, and when I watched that I was laughing so hard, tears were running down my face. I don't know who put this together, but I loved the SHUT UP, and the judges' quietly expressed, Thank you.

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I know it is JA thread, but with so many KC correlations i thought this might be important especially since Freckles has posted that she wonders where JA gets her money since she has no job... or a job that she shows up to regularly!

This is FUNNY! Well done, IMO.
F-You Jodi-Komodo-Psycho-Skank (could be offensive to some)
https://youtu.be/1-uh853KrZQ

colsnipe wrote:I know it is JA thread, but with so many KC correlations i thought this might be important especially since Freckles has posted that she wonders where JA gets her money since she has no job... or a job that she shows up to regularly!

I think I may have iot figured out!
JA may have TWO jobs we did not know about before.
First job: JA crawls thru doggy dogs and robs the people blind while they sleep.
Modern version of Goldilocks?
And she may have one of those credit card readers. Working in a restaurant. she might be scanning the credit cards for some extra cash?