Jodi Arias--Smoking Room...The place to Unwind!!

*WARNING***

The items on this page are INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN and are for ADULT VIEWING ONLY.

VIEW at your own discretion, these are not intended to offend anyone, just reflecting the ridiculous and very crude public testimony in this case. These images are online and can be found by anyone. The comments are the posters and in no way reflect the opinion of the forum. ~Calypso


Freckles wrote:
NEW! Things to Visit Before I Die

1. Visit Maricopa jail commissary
2. Visitor room at Maricopa County Jail
3. Get job assignment in kitchen sharpening knives
4. Check out my new room and decor at Arizona State
Prison
5. Solitary room at Arizona State Prison
(Check it out! No bunk beds!)
6. Visit the chapel to make wedding arrangements:
Remember--- Lots of attracitve male Mormons!
(Make that guest list. Have Angela as my bride's
maid. Wedding colors: Red and black???)
7. Visit the conjugal room with new hubby
8. View the menu selection for my last meal
9. Death room at Arizona State Prison

Things to Do before my Death
1. Give Angela my breast implants
2. Update my journal
3. Cancel my magazine subscriptions
4. Fire Nurmi after giving him a piece of my mind
5. Meet a new judge in my appeals; make friends?
6. Find a better bf and get married
7. Get conjugal visits with my new hubby!!!
8. Continue my art work and sales on eBay
9. Advise for the movie written about my life!
10. See about a book publisher?
11. Learn Greek; practice my karate and yoga
12. Perfect operatic singing
13. Design more colorful prison uniforms
14. Write thank you letters to: Tootsie pops, Rock Pops, U-Haul, Starbucks, KY, BMW, LDS Missionaries; etc.
15. Write my will leave everything to Matt, the Wiccans.

**CuriousPortlander: 16. Put my hair in pigtails so I look hot when I get the needle

**Calypso: 17. Write to the makers of KY Jelly and share my story. Perhaps they'll ask me to endorse their product when they see my new design for their labia, I mean, lable!

**Calypso: 18. Give Grandpa back his gun.

The Jodi Arias pencil sharpener

Calypso wrote:The Jodi Arias pencil sharpener

Love it!!!!!

This was captioned:
JODI, DID THE GUN LOOK LIKE THIS?

HAT TIP to JUSTICE11 @mydeathspace.com

Let's make a list of what we think the jury will ask. We can have two lists. A sarcastic one and a real one.

Sarcastic
-What is jizz?
-How many thrusts did it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop???
-When was buttsex NOT on your mind?
-Why did you tear the pages out of your journal where you'd written just how much you wanted to kill Travis?
-Which repugnant member/s of your family do you most identify with? a)all b)soon-to-be-co-authors Mom'n'Aunt c) all
-Is a cream pie the same thing as a whoopie pie?
-In regard to that strawberry frappuccino you got at the Starbucks in Monterey, CA on May 28, 2006 at 2:11pm, were there seeds in it from the strawberries?
-Do you really expect us to believe that Travis ever proposed to you?
-Do you really expect us to believe that if he did propose to you, you would turn him down?
-If marrying you would be like winning the "wife lottery", would being murdered by you be like winning the "murdered lottery"?
-Is there any proof you were Travis' maid and allowed in his house?
-Why can't you ever answer a direct question?
-When you came out of your fog, was the first thing you say a Starbucks sign?
-When engaged in 3-hole sex, how long does a tub of KY last?
-B*tch, are you crazy?
-Why use KY Jelly and not gun oil like Jenny McCarthy suggested?
-Which burns more, the herpes outbreak on your lip or eyeball splatter?
-What would you like for your last meal?
-How long until you got to Starbucks after killing Travis?
-Are you a woman or a female impersonator?


Real
-Did you consider calling 911 at any point?
-Did you have any bruising from the events on 6/4?
-Why didn't you just run out of the bedroom instead of going into the closet you dumb shit????
-After the gunshot, what was he doing to threaten you that you had to grab the knife?
-How did you know the gun was loaded, especially if Travis kept no ammunition?
-When did you remember said gun was in a holster?
-Why would you buy a gun after the last time you handled one it ended in such a disaster?
-When you grabbed the gun, did you want to shoot and kill him?
-What did Mr. Alexander say to you, to make you still fear for your life, after the 25th stab, Miss Arias?
-When did you first become aware that you had stabbed Mr. Alexander?
-Men gave you money and you happened to have sex with them. Have you ever been a call girl?
-If it is true that Travis was physically and emotionally abusive, why did you choose to move closer to him AFTER the two of you broke up?
-How/where did you dispose of the holster?
-Considering there was a loud bang and animal instincts, where was the dog when his friend and master was being attacked
-When did you get the Brazilian wax?
-Where in the house are the plastic cups kept?
-Where is the clothing you wore? Did you dispose of them together or separately?
-When did you first suspect that it was Mimi going to Cancun with Travis?
-Why did you buy a gun after Travis, the threat, was already dead?
-Why did you have to send coded messages out of the jail?
-Why did you only mention the gun holster on redirect?
-What kind of knife did you use to kill Travis? (If you don't remember, what kind did you put in dishwasher/throw in dumpster?)
-Why drive 1000 miles to spend time with a guy you considered to be an abusive pedophile, who constantly disappointed you?
-You remember tossing the gun in the desert, where were you? Miles away from house? Any landmark?
-Did you find being referred to as a "three hole wonder" flattering or offensive?
-Why did you lock the bedroom door after you fled from Travis' house?
-Did you ever scream for help? If not, why?
-How did you and Travis manage running through the house without disrupting anything?
-Is the knife you used to take Travis Alexander's life the same one you used to slash the tires??

"You missed Lonnie's baptism because you were having a tootsie pop placed somewhere, right?"....Juan Martinez

"He ejaculated on your face and threw you some candy?"...Juan Martinez

"Well, it's YOUR fog"...Juan Martinez

"What is hard to explain about a person breathing or not breathing?"...Juan Martinez

Q: When did you realize you had memory-loss?
A: When my ninjas story went over like a fart in church.

Calypso wrote:
This was captioned:
JODI, DID THE GUN LOOK LIKE THIS?

JA's favorite lunch spot:

The Jodi Arias Designer Jeans~
Also available in blue, black and tan.

Getting gross!

sitemama wrote:Getting gross!

Just a little bit , Mama.

Reflecting the ridiculous and crude testimony, we're just having a little fun.

I think some of these cases we follow are actually changing our personalities. (I was only kidding in my above post) but you are right. JA and KC are from the same mold, crazy as He!!. I didn't think I could hate anyone as much as I hated KC, but JA is right up there too.

Could you imagine KC on the stand, testifying for 14 days? OMG, Jeff Ashton would have had a heart attack.

Keep up the good work Caly.

sitemama wrote:I think some of these cases we follow are actually changing our personalities. (I was only kidding in my above post) but you are right. JA and KC are from the same mold, crazy as He!!. I didn't think I could hate anyone as much as I hated KC, but JA is right up there too.

Could you imagine KC on the stand, testifying for 14 days? OMG, Jeff Ashton would have had a heart attack.

Keep up the good work Caly.

I went ahead and added a "Warning" at the beginning of the thread for general purposes. I should have thought of that when I created this sub-thread!

As for KC on the stand, I think you are totally correct about Jeff Ashton!!! Ole Jose would have flipped his lid as well!! We all thought he was going to that one day- "THAT MAN~", hahaha!

(No offense to anyone suffering from this horrible disease)

Here's a MUST SEE!

Calypso wrote:

I like this one! I giggle when the judge hits that buzzer!
Then I wait to see if a trap door opens, JA's chair drops, and she falls from sight.
Ah... I can hope, can't I ? Each time I play that vid, I hope...

I found this a hoot!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feZ9cSrBuOg

Jodi's brain is scrambled at about 1:06 in this video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Zt5Dc5gjE

***WARNING...LANGUAGE***

Jodi Arias VS Chef Gordon Ramsay

Calypso wrote:***WARNING...LANGUAGE***

Jodi Arias VS Chef Gordon Ramsay

@ 3:12
Where did JA get a French manicure for court ????

NURMI~ That ole SEX MACHINE!

Calypso wrote:NURMI~ That ole SEX MACHINE!

lmfao... throw on a pink shirt and tie and a cheap business suit and we have a winner!!

justanopinion wrote:

Calypso wrote:NURMI~ That ole SEX MACHINE!

lmfao... throw on a pink shirt and tie and a cheap business suit and we have a winner!!

HAHAHA!! Wonder what he looks like with his finger up his nose!!
Bwaahahahahaha!!

Hi guys,
Too funny!!! Nice to be able to laugh a bit---I can't stand that chick and have wanted to punch her face so many times! Nice to be able to let it all out with a few laughs!

Lol, Juan in superman suit! LOVE! He's a hero to me!

18thcenturylady wrote:Hi guys,
Too funny!!! Nice to be able to laugh a bit---I can't stand that chick and have wanted to punch her face so many times! Nice to be able to let it all out with a few laughs!

Lol, Juan in superman suit! LOVE! He's a hero to me!

I wanted to see him in Spidey undies... maybe some Spidey Speedos?

Calypso wrote:

I was thinking the other day.
Travis never treated JA like he was dating her.
No birthday cards, flowers, little gifts.
She has pictures but no saved movie ticket stubs, etc..
IMO, she felt needy and had to show her family/friends she DID have something going on with Travis so she invented the Valentine's gifts.

Surprised you showed her with red roses and not white irises...

sitemama wrote:I think some of these cases we follow are actually changing our personalities. (I was only kidding in my above post) but you are right. JA and KC are from the same mold, crazy as He!!. I didn't think I could hate anyone as much as I hated KC, but JA is right up there too.

Could you imagine KC on the stand, testifying for 14 days? OMG, Jeff Ashton would have had a heart attack.

Keep up the good work Caly.

Can you imagine the exercise Bozo would have gotten hopping up and down with all the objections? He would ave been hoping for some milder calisthenics such as Sunday genuflection.

Calypso wrote:

The "dream team" would have to have BOTH JA and CA on the same episode!
Could you see them battling against each other to land the guy?

Have a laugh guys! From 18thcenturylady's hubby!

18thcenturylady wrote:Have a laugh guys! From 18thcenturylady's hubby!

Give a HIGH 5 to hubby from me!!

@18th thank your hubby .... Just what I needed this AM ... Great job!!

Thanks for the laughs Caly, I think we all needed that!!

Even Snow White has a message for HODI.

She says she's "NO DAMN GOOD" and has "NO BUSINESS DRAWING HER LIKENESS" or " ATTEMPTING TO DRAW HER LIKENESS"

I told her to calm down, we'd pass on her message to HODI:

Freckles wrote:

18thcenturylady wrote:Hi guys,
Too funny!!! Nice to be able to laugh a bit---I can't stand that chick and have wanted to punch her face so many times! Nice to be able to let it all out with a few laughs!

Lol, Juan in superman suit! LOVE! He's a hero to me!

I wanted to see him in Spidey undies... maybe some Spidey Speedos?

Close as I could get:

Cameron Diaz:

Calypso wrote:Even Snow White has a message for HODI.

She says she's "NO DAMN GOOD" and has "NO BUSINESS DRAWING HER LIKENESS" or " ATTEMPTING TO DRAW HER LIKENESS"

I told her to calm down, we'd pass on her message to HODI:

Why does this remind me of the Girl Next Door, a brunette Doris Day?

Hodi's breakfast~

Hodi lunchmeat:

Is this Matt, JA's man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2eMHIO1YxY