Jodi Arias--Smoking Room...The place to Unwind!!

Jury's thoughts re JA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxUuDPNbkJk

More Arizona Death Row Fun Facts
(From the Arizona Department of Corrections Website):

*Each cell at the Lumley Unit is 12 feet by 7 feet, 2 inches, a total of 86.4 square feet.

*Death Row visits are non-contact.

*Death Row inmates have limited access to general reading materials. They may borrow two books for general reading every two weeks. They have full access to the courts and unlimited access to legal research materials.

*Since 1937, the average Arizona Death Row inmate has spent 12 years on death row

Post 21452
Brillig

" They will parade out everything they have presented during the trial and string it all together, and attempt to wrap it up with a baby poop green bow (to match Jen Jen's hideous suit from last week).

So it will be:

Poor pitiful Jodi, she was abused as a kid,
Then all her boyfriends were mean to her and cheated and abused her in various ways,
Then she met Travis the pervert who immediately forced her to convert to Mormonism and have lots of buttsecks,
Travis manipulated her, and manipulated her, then she found out he was cheating, so she dumped him,
But Travis kept manipulating Jodi and forced her to move to Arizona, more sex, Travis yells at her,
Then more manipulation of innocent Jodi by evil kinky Travis, and yelling
Then Travis gave her an angel ornament while they put boxes in the attic,
But Jodi forgot it and had to go back and get it right away because otherwise evil, vicious Travis would have been furious,
Jodi catches him whacking off to little boy pics,
Travis starts abusing Jodi physically,
Pedophile,
Sex with Jodi that she didn't like,
Pedophile and kinky,
Sex with Jodi that she didn't like,
Abuse, sex, pedo, abuse, sex,
Anal anal anal anal,
Jodi moves back to Yreka,
Phone sex, anal, pedo, anal,
Weird coincidence (stolen gun),
Jodi plans innocent trip to CA,
Weird coincidence,
Weird coincidence,
Weird coincidence, weird coincidence, weird coincidence,
Travis forces Jodi to divert to Mesa,
Weird coincidence, weird coincidence, weird coincidence,
Evil Travis gets angry over CDs,
Evil Travis gets angry again over dropped camera,
Evil Travis attacks innocent Jodi in murderous rage,
Innocent victim Jodi forced to defend herself,
Victim Jodi goes into fog,
Victim Jodi wakes up near AZ border,
Weird coincidence, weird coincidence, weird coincidence,
Victim Jodi lies so as not to de-edify Travis, or because she is in a fog, or both, or whatever. "


http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?26892-Jodi-Ann-Arias-shot-and-stabbed-her-ex-boyfriend-Travis-Alexander-to-death-%28Part-II%29/page859

Mr. Martinez Cooks a Hell of a Goose
Posted May 2, 2013

"... The succubus in human form doodled with a palpable rage at the defense table, seething in her own furious juices as Juan spelled out his case for premeditation. Her scribbling only grew more intense as he drove each point home, until finally she started smirking, shaking her head, giggling, and muttering to herself in the bubble of arrogance she likes to call victimhood. Like your typical battered woman.

Demons have no idea how to cry like real people. Under the mistaken impression that tears come from the nasal passages, Stabby rubbed her nose repeatedly in an attempt to turn on the waterworks, as Juan displayed graphic autopsy pictures of Travis. Epic fail. At least learn how to fake it right for our benefit, Rudolph. And we can see you playing peek-a-boo with every picture of your handiwork, so wipe the “duper’s delight” smirk off your face along with the fake tears, because you’re fooling nobody. ..."

http://eggtreenews.wordpress.com/2013/05/02/mr-martinez-cooks-a-hell-of-a-goose/

Scuttlebuttsurrebuttal Cram Session
Posted April 30, 2013

-Down to the Wire, Arizona

" Reports are coming in that Heavy D Nurmi and Homecoming Queen contender Jenny are now frantically cramming for their super professional scuttlebuttsurrebuttal presentation tomorrow. As would be expected, the dynamic duo with the combined brainpower of a stoned houseplant procrastinated through the long weekend. Heavy D reportedly chugged 40′s of malt liquor everynight, and slept until noon everyday, hogsnoring comfy-cozy as he rode the waves of his giant waterbed. Afternoons were apparently spent at the local Putt-Putt mini golf course, where Nurmi the Large puffed on a reefer while wading through the fountain just past the tiny windmill to retrieve his ball. Evenings were allegedly spent in a drunken stupor. ”I saw him stumbling $hitfaced outside the Wonderland Gentleman’s Club on Friday night,” says a source. “Seven bouncers had kicked him out for calling them midgets, but he kept slamming on the door asking for someone named Alyce. Something about Kool Aid packets. Then he pissed himself and walked away” revealed the source.

Meanwhile, petulant Mistress of Juvenilia Jenny had herself a homespa weekend, followed by a shopping spree for her and Stabby’s final performances in court. After an oatmeal-honey-yogurt facial recommended by TigerBeat magazine’s beauty editor, she hopped in her 1988 VW Cabriolet convertible and headed to the mall to stock up on costumes at Contempo Casuals. Upon returning home, she hopped into the tub for a long, relaxing soak with her favorite Sweet Valley High novel and a white wine spritzer. It wasn’t until Sunday evening that she even thought about the surrebuttal case she would have to present with Heavy D on Wednesday. By then, Nurmi was already three sheets to the wind at his place, blasting his favorite Kidd ‘n Play CD while toking from a mushroom shaped bong. Needless to say, Jenny’s call went unanswered. ..."



http://eggtreenews.wordpress.com/2013/04/30/scuttlebuttsurrebuttal-cram-session/

Remember these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm_hYz8CwrE

Ballad of Travis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Ad5ZqYzKY

F You Jodi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc4a0s45bY4

JA: Verdict song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ3YiYcwrKY

The real verdict!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNisUz50neY

Crowd cheers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV6ve7_Tzrw

JA got hit with the ugly stick!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkzIUUXTt_M

Just was served today.

A song to Travis ~

post 25582


"JAII
Journee says:

May 8, 2013 at 7:10 pm


Very sad. Was sad I couldn’t get here this afternoon to wait with you all, I imagine there were a lot of us that couldn’t.

Thought I would share with you all a very odd thought that was presented to me today. Very out of left field idea, and I am not entirely sure what to make of it. But if it is true, it may very well have an impact on sentencing options.

A friend was saying to me that she was surprised that Jodi didn’t just try to trap Travis the old fashioned way. They were having ‘vanilla sex’ – and if he wouldn’t buy KY you know he wouldn’t buy condoms, so why didn’t she get pregnant? THEN she said she thinks that Jodi may have Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome, and perhaps may not even have a uterus. She said AIS would explain the oddness of Jodi’s genitalia, even why she might actually prefer anal sex to vaginal sex. Rather than me explaining it, I recommend googling, and click the Genetics Home Reference link to get a better understanding of it.

But the short of it, the pertinent as to sentencing part of it might be that, if she DOES have AIS, she’s actually genetically male.

Can they put her in a women’s prison if she is genetically male? Can they put her in a men’s prison if she is physically female?"

http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?26892-Jodi-Ann-Arias-shot-and-stabbed-her-ex-boyfriend-Travis-Alexander-to-death-%28Part-II%29/page1024

eva wrote:Just was served today.

A song to Travis ~

I am a BIG Cat Stevens fan... Had him played at my wedding...
Sexy voice...

And the envelope, if you please!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZfl1vQgvo4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=LTZFtfg2LZU&feature=endscreen

Interesting take from Japan:

http://www.webpronews.com/jodi-arias-trial-gets-the-nma-treatment-2013-05

Jon Stewart Takes CNN To Task With Epic Mockery Of Network's Jodi Arias Trial Coverage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGizM6PDnKQ

The many faces of JA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwdEEbab1G0

JA interview after verdict:
Says inmates want her siggy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TNxYZayXls

After verdict:
FOX-10 Troy Hayden

Complete interview by Tawnidilly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JGqNG9Z8v4

Excerpt from a letter JA sent Sept 1, 2008:

"... It is my understanding that his memory will be honored and recognized in Las Vegas this September. I would humbly remind those who say any different -- that I am innocent until proven guilty.

It is with a spirit of humility that I would ask that if I am in any way referenced during Travis' memorial at the team breakout, that my implied innocence is taken into account.

With humble gratitude,

Jodi Ann Arias... "

http://www.hlntv.com/video/2013/05/10/exclusive-jodis-chilling-e-mail

Just when you think it doesn't get any worse or that JAA can't stoop any lower....wait, it DOES.

This email that Freckles posted has my jaw on the ground. I don't know why this should surprise me, but O.M.G.

Dangerous doesn't even begin to describe our lil chica. Yikes.

Weez--
What gets me is JA STILL is making this ALL about her while demurely insisting she had nothing to do with it!

Doncha just love the alibis and all the protestations of her innocence from talking with Flores, this email above, the interview ("No jury will convict me...") and the Alyce-in-Juanderland flops?

She IS immature; she DOES have trouble establishing boundaries and respecting those of others; she IS a liar; she IS manipulative; she IS narcissistic to a terrible extreme. She is just begging for the DP...

JA does NOT want the DP.
IF she had wanted the DP, she would not have offered up the abuse story, she would not have allowed manslaughter to be included as a charge, and she would not worry whether Travis' family speaks live before the court.

IMO, the victim's impact statement is NOT to serve the accused but to serve the VICTIM who has had NO voice!
This is the closest he will have to speak before the jurors and that is in eyes and the hearts of others. Let them speak. And if tears should fall, well, at least THESE TEARS ARE FOR REAL.

JA has spoken many times before the media.
Travis' family has not.
Let them have their few minutes before the jury.
And if their words should hang you, Jodi, well, that IS what you wanted, right???

Stabby got the sads

"...-Boohooville, Arizona

Local demon Jodi Arias called out sick to court today. Just one day after getting convicted of the brutal first degree murder of Travis Alexander, Stabby Einstein came down with a sudden case of the human sads, and threatened to end her own worthless life. On TV! ... "

http://eggtreenews.wordpress.com/2013/05/09/stabbys-got-the-sads/

Of course she doesn't want the DP....in fact, I just read some court minutes from 5/9 whereby Nurmi motioned to get the death penalty option removed....Judge denied it. Then came the part which was sealed....hmmm, methinks the convict had a hissy fit and went nukking futz on them. I also read that Sandy said when leaving "I hope the jury didn't SEE that". Not hear that / see that.

Maybe she got zapped....ah, all of my dreams would come true. lol.

Freckles wrote:Stabby got the sads

"...-Boohooville, Arizona

Local demon Jodi Arias called out sick to court today. Just one day after getting convicted of the brutal first degree murder of Travis Alexander, Stabby Einstein came down with a sudden case of the human sads, and threatened to end her own worthless life. On TV! ... "

http://eggtreenews.wordpress.com/2013/05/09/stabbys-got-the-sads/

lol suck it demon, and not in the way she likes. lol

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/bestoftv/2013/05/12/nr-weekend-keilar-sot-snl-benghazi-arias.cnn

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Nancy Grace & the Jodi Arias Trial



http://www.mediaite.com/tv/jon-stewart-mocks-dark-mistress-nancy-grace-slams-democrats-for-blithely-offending-minorities/

How to fight a... bear!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvrvxmZ0jVg

Internet Behavior




https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DIyr5TXqe8Y#at=63

How to survive a bear attack...



I did it! ALL by myself! I embedded!!!

Special songs because of JA:

Post 27677

"Poor Poor Jodi beaten w/ spoons
makes her prison living, drawing cartoons.
Thought she'd grow up with children to bear
but that doesn't happen when you get it in the rear.
She played house with many, but were all big fails,
until she found her niche', donning teenage pigtials.
She met a boy who tried his best to be pure,
but Jodi oh Jodi we all know is a big whore.
She wiggled her way into his heart,
she hoped that they, would never be apart.
Things got a little crazy, as she started her obsession,
thinking that Travis was now her possession.
Knowing it was wrong & when he tried to make it right,
she would come by peeking in windows, in the middle of the night.
Climbing through doggy doors, hiding under the tree,
was more than he could take, he wanted to be free.
She packed up her bags & said she will leave,
but this was the point were she started to unweave.
She made a plot & made plans
even borrowed & bought a couple gas cans.
She robbed the gun from her grandparents house,
set out on a trek, & snuck in like a mouse.
Snapped a couple pictures all while there,
not knowing in hours he would soon be in fear.
And so the story goes she stands on trial for her life,
Poor Poor Jodi, no one wants her to be their wife. "


http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?26892-Jodi-Ann-Arias-shot-and-stabbed-her-ex-boyfriend-Travis-Alexander-to-death-%28Part-II%29/page1108

jodi pre boob job... funny how she tries to stand in front of the bride in most of the pics...

https://i.servimg.com/u/f82/17/63/50/18/jodi13.jpg

http://www.hlntv.com/slideshow/2013/04/15/jodi-arias-bridesmaid-photos-nancy-grace-exclusive

Call Off That Execution. Stabby Can Paint by Numbers

Posted May 18, 2013

" ... As jurors peruse the gallery, Homecoming Queen reject Jenny will serve complimentary pot brownies and cheese platters in an effort to launch her new side catering business, “And Munchies for All.” Heavy D Nurmi, in full maitre-de attire, will covertly place gift bags full of tootsie rolls and poprocks on each juror’s chair, along with a handwritten note reading, “Yo, the D.P. is for uglies who cant trace good. This bitch can trace Grace Kelly, man. GRACE KELLY.”..."

http://eggtreenews.wordpress.com/2013/05/18/call-off-that-execution-stabby-can-paint-by-numbers/

Oh! Bless the egg and the tree is on...
http://eggtreenews.wordpress.com/2013/05/21/storytime-with-the-demon/

"... Tumbleweeds blew through the courtroom as the solo witness to her own awesomeness approached the storytellin’ podium. Wearing her best “I’m sowwy” smirk, Stabby referred to Satan’s memo pad as she read off a litany of reasons she believes her pathetic life should be spared. And she could really do a lot of good things in prison. Especially with her hair. The hellspawn is willing to part with her immaculate tresses to provide wigs for cancer patients who long for the luscious locks of a murderer to grace their heads as they fight deadly diseases.

Stabby Einstein is also determined to help her fellow inmates learn to speak Spanish; a language she herself barely knows. And since only 90% of the Arizona prison population currently speaks fluent Spanish, they are obviously in dire need of her services. ... "



"... But Stabby clarified that her sudden wellspring of goodwill and philanthropy is not just motivated by her own desire to live; she simply doesn’t want her beloved family to see her put to death. You know, the same family she claims abused her, and offered her no support in life, and basically made her into the monster she is. The family that isn’t pleading for her life themselves. So she’s really just thinking of them in all this. Selfless, this one. ... "

The above reminded me of this:
This is how JA sees her self.

The World's Response to Nurmi and Stabby's comments on Monday and Tuesday...

Wow, colsnipe! That is a good one!
I specially like the part of wanting to find the inner child just to kick its little arias!

I scoured youtube.com looking for any and all JA spoofs.
Some of these may be repeats from earlier postings.
Do you want these embedded? If so, let me know and I will give it a try. The post may be rather lengthy, however.

JA Palm reading spoof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvNqhb9UArY




3 headed JA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKcib8SwT1c

It's Donavan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYAvGJKCEwA

Witch doctor which doctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykNquJzJTqc

JA and her memory issues on the stand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5Wn068EYcg

Rap song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMi9MU7ojk0

Alyce VioLOST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K4RdzYV15s

JA is going to hell...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlL1_vusY6Y

This is what you Juant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjIXfKoYJjc

JA Rap song with basic facts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAUe65NDBqM

JA Song: Poppy Harpman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af4mMgaNAFY


JA Tweets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUhcTWvANI8


JA and missing items: Pros Martinez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s90uvhJ6jL8

JA Montage: Finger flips, throat slashing, giggles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwdEEbab1G0


JA Fatal Attraction spoof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jJBRFuQaqQ

JA: Refrain from laughing the courtroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7-3MYWnR4k

JA spoof: Shocker with Gus Searcy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIP5tvxX_Aw

JA vs American Heroes (Seearcy on the stand) spoof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNdE3iTRNpk

Whoa!
Posts: 35664 and 35659

35659:
".... . Hi all....did you happen to see what DUMB Angela posted on her Facebook page Tues? Pictures of her child sleeping in a pig sty with a pitbull on her head and 2 guns a few feet away. ..."


"Yes...as you see I am new to this forum..how do I post a picture using an iPad....otherwise I can give you my FB page that I opened especially to post on A few Support Travis sites...I also have confirmed knowledge that the Yreka Police Chief has assigned a Detective to this...
Angela just got a Certificate of Field Officer in her Criminal Justice Class to become a Polce Officer...hmmmm hope she doesn't apply at Yreka.
There is also a picture of her daughter riding in the car with no car seat...what a BRILLIANT upcoming Police Officer....
If I can post a pix with help...I will be glad..otherwise is it OK with the rules to post my FB page? "


http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?26892-Jodi-Ann-Arias-shot-and-stabbed-her-ex-boyfriend-Travis-Alexander-to-death-%28Part-II%29/page1427

post 35691
pics...

http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?26892-Jodi-Ann-Arias-shot-and-stabbed-her-ex-boyfriend-Travis-Alexander-to-death-%28Part-II%29/page1428

Angela "Grayson" (goes by her bf' name altho not married):

"...Angela Grayson
3 hours ago via Windows Phone
Shooting range today up early... Gunna miss Cali leaving today n Zora is gunna go to the ocean with her grandma n I'm goin muddin tonight with my best friend its a mixed feelings kinda day hahaha .."



https://www.facebook.com/angela.arias.12720

She doesn't use car seats. Required by state law.
Funny. She wants to work in LAW ENFORCEMENT and won't obey basic laws!

The bf: Cody Grayson

" ... Cody Grayson I ripped off everybody in my day, tweekers, pill heads, potheads, little kids asking for liquor, girls, men. I didn't give a damn. Just cause you knew Ethan didn't make us cool. Mother fucker I was raise on that slim shady shit. You watch yourself, if I didn't have a faince I would get at your girl bust in her mouth then Bragg about it and bust you in the lip.
12 May at 14:22 · Like..."

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=628625943832985&set=pb.100000567559241.-2207520000.1370713494.&type=3&theater

Blame it on Eva and Julie! They got me started on my old friend, Jib-Jab...

JA and Donavan: BFFS



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_TkS-VwmhI&feature=player_embedded

Juan, Esteban, and Kevin rap it up:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATDwyxxifoI

JA's attorneys: Swan song



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91szLp8Vhrw&NR=1&feature=endscreen

I like this at @ 2:31

From today's hearing:



http://www.azcentral.com/video/2495020788001

Thanks Freckles.